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Obama and Coke and Dasani

Lately I've been thinking about how I can raise revenues without raising taxes. There must be some way to leverage the power of the White House for the good of the nation.

Then I read an article about product placement in movies. Perfect. I'm already followed around every day by White House photographers. How much revenue could I generate if I just happened to have a can of Coke nearby or a couple bottles of Dasani?

The answer? A lot!

Then I noticed how plain (no pun intended) Air Force One looked. That wide body has plenty of room for some paid corporate sponsor decals.

At this rate America, I'll have the debt paid off in no time!

Air Force One with corporate advertising decals


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