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Thursday, June 4th, 2009 at 4:35 pm

My Battle for Humility

President Obama tries to stay humble in the shadow of the new Egyptian Obama Sphinx
My address to the Muslim World this morning in Cairo has been applauded worldwide.

The television stations are showing images of ordinary Muslims from Cairo to Tehran to Karachi to Jakarta smiling and nodding vigorously while watching my speech from their local cafes.

Having lived in Indonesia, I understand the Muslim ways. I get the importance of humility. But when I toured the Egyptian pyramids today and saw how the Great Sphinx of Giza had been recarved into the Great Obama Sphinx, I felt overwhelmed with pride. I felt larger than life. I felt like an Egyptian God!!!

I have many more stops on this foreign trip; many more speeches to give. My Battle for Humility has just begun.

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