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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009 at 8:25 am

Fun at the Luau

President Obama gets in the aloha spirit at White House luau

I had a terrific time last week at the Congressional picnic at the White House. I wanted to honor my home state by hosting the first ever luau on the White House South Lawn. I encouraged everyone to come dressed in aloha attire. I wore my favorite grass skirt and ti leaf lei.

The food was ono (delicious) and the hula dancers were great. There were tiki torches, palm trees, and mai tais.

I even had a dunk tank set up for the kids. They all enjoyed throwing the baseball and watching Rahm Emmanuel and Robert Gibbs get soaked. But the longest line of the day came when I climbed in for a turn in the wetseat. All in all, a great day.


Obama in the dunk tank at luau

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