My TP Tussle

I'd like to thank ABC News for breaking the important story today on the existence of "Obama Toilet Paper" in Japan.

When I politely requested that the Obama Toilet Paper be removed from my hotel room here in Tokyo, the local press picked up the story. This prompted the following protest from Jake Dapper, a spokesperson from a competing Japanese toilet paper company.

Jake: "It's escaped none of our notice that the White House has decided to remove one of our sister organization's toilet paper from the President's hotel room. Can you explain why it's appropriate for the White House to decide that? Huh, huh can you???"

Ah, the Japanese are truly "Charmin".