Trick or Treat

I love Halloween. That's why in a spirit of openness and transparency, I've decided to invite trick-or-treaters to come to the White House on Saturday night.

I had to make a lot of important decisions this week regarding this extraordinary event. Important decisions that can't be rushed: Decorations. Costumes. Treats.

Choosing a costume was difficult. I wanted it to be scary, recognizable, and relevant.

That's why I'm going to be Dr. Frankenstein holding the H1N1 vaccine and a box of Presidential M&Ms. Get it?

THE TRICK: My Administration tricked you into thinking there would be plenty of H1N1 vaccine available!   THE TREAT: M&M's!

All trick-or-treaters in costume are invited. Oh, and if you happen to have the flu now... stay home, ok?