I love Halloween. That's why in a spirit of openness and transparency,
I've decided to invite trick-or-treaters to come to the White House on Saturday night.
I had to make a lot of important decisions this week regarding this extraordinary event. Important decisions that can't be rushed: Decorations. Costumes. Treats.
Choosing a costume was difficult. I wanted it to be scary, recognizable, and relevant.
That's why I'm going to be Dr. Frankenstein holding the H1N1 vaccine and a box of Presidential M&Ms. Get it?
THE TRICK: My Administration tricked you into thinking there would be plenty of H1N1 vaccine available! THE TREAT: M&M's!
All trick-or-treaters in costume are invited. Oh, and if you happen to have the flu now... stay home, ok?