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Thursday, November 5th, 2009 at 8:30 am

Fixing Tuesday's Election Results

Side view of President Obama
I've publicly stated that Tuesday's Republican gubernatorial victories in New Jersey and Virginia have nothing to do with my Administration.

Just some local people voting on local issues in a local election. Still.

I have to admit, I am a little bothered by the exit polls. People are saying they continue to worry about the economy. And who can blame them?

A bad economy is bad news for the party in power. With 2010 midterms just around the corner, it's time to grab hold of this lousy economy and give it a good yank.

And that's why I created my new Consumer Stimulus Spending Program. Click here to check it out.

Your money worries are over, America!


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