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Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 at 8:15 am

A Vacation From My Vacation

President Obama by the pool at Camp David

As deputy White House spokesman Bill Burton said last week regarding my vacation at Martha's Vineyard, I need a vacation from my vacation. Let's face it. I had to work pretty hard last week.

So I'm headed off this week to my favorite place, Camp David. I love Camp David. I do. The only problem is that I miss the American People.

There is nothing I like better than seeing a crowd form everywhere I go. Having all those friendly faces snapping photos while I'm trying to decide which flavor of ice cream I want just warms my heart!

When I am at Camp David, I feel lonely. There are no crowds gathering to watch me play basketball. No one to cheer when I catch a fish or bowl a strike. There is no one hiding out to take that perfect photo of me in my bathing suit. I miss that. I do.

That's one of the reasons why I've decided to open up Camp David to the public for one weekend each month. You can read all the details on the Weekend at Camp David page on this website.

Join me at Camp David and help cheer me on.

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